The Lusty Argonian Maid, v1

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The Lusty Argonian Maid, v1
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The Lusty Argonian Maid
Volume 1
By:
Crassius Curio
Type
Book
Weight
1
Base Value
14
Next volume
[[The Lusty Argonian Maid, v2]]
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Volume 1 of the famous play.

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Act IV, Scene III, continued


Lifts-Her-Tail
Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.


Crantius Colto
Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?


Lifts-Her-Tail
I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.


Crantius Colto
So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.


Lifts-Her-Tail
You embarrass me, sir!


Crantius Colto
Fear not. You are safe here with me.


Lifts-Her-Tail
I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!


Crantius Colto
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.


Lifts-Her-Tail
But it is huge! It could take me all night!


Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.


END OF ACT IV, SCENE III

— Crassius Curio